[vicholas]

Poor little meow meow is something that is both said ironically and also to extremely pathetic characters. It’s not comparable to smol beans and cinnamon rolls. You understand nothing.

[himbofisher]

*at a zoo*

[66point6]

Where are the gay neon blue wolves that i see on the internet

[renegadebusiness]

we should take the “does it spark joy?” question to social media. go through your facebook, remove friends that do not spark joy, go through instagram and unfollow people and pages that do not spark joy. don’t surround yourself with things that don’t make you happy.

[someoneintheshadow456]

Marie Kondo your dashboard 

[guerrillatech]

autumncolorsfall asked:

just, uh, out of curiosity, by any chance, did you ever use to be a piece of shit?

dingdongyouarewrong answered:

oh yeah, white bathing suit, sloppy steaks, white couch, slicked back hair, itty bitty jeans,

[greatcheshire]

Isn’t your hair slicked back now?

[dingdongyouarewrong]

it’s PUSHED back

[omghotmemes]

This is what he would have wanted

[aztechnology]

op link the video it’s fucking hilarious

[mythicaliz]

10/10

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[buffysummers]

Deep down, you’ve always wanted Buffy to accept you, to love you, even.

[buffysummers]

Deep down, you’ve always wanted Buffy to accept you, to love you, even.

[phantomrose96]

Unique tumblr experience is that if you’re here long enough you will inevitably be accused of making a Homestuck reference.

You give your OC a birthday and someone in the tags will be like “#I see you OP #July 12th? Same day as David Karpet’s first time loop death #I see what you did”

You reference blueberry pie in a post and it turns out that’s Vegeta Nupita’s username you spell a word funny and happen to nail Rose Landslide’s typing quirk you make some post that YOU think is incomprehensible like “don’t listen to them bro your muscles are huge and your hamster is GNC as fuck” and someone in the tags will be like “#OP you’re not slick #Homestuck” bro the HAMSTER?????

One time in 2015 I wrote a fanfiction and I needed a random date for the fic to happen on and by luck of the cards I chose 4/13 and I Janskjsjenbd doohhwhyhwsddfffff

[phantomrose96]

The real meta is the half-dozen people in the notes accusing me of being a Homestuck purely on account of having made this post.

I can't even add to the joke I can't even add anything this is just 100% nail-on-the-head what I was parodying in the original post just turns out I need to try HARDER with the parody part because I accidentally perfectly distilled reality.